You made me cry and you don't even care
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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