Christians are straight up FREAKS
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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