using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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