Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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