I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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