Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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