Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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