Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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