According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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