brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You're earring is so big in my mouth
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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