This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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