3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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