No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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