Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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