so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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