going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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