"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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