Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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