Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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