Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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