it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
In America we eat man semen.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
