found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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