Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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