I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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