i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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