Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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