During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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