Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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