Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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