There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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