You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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