YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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