Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Sorry about my life...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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