what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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