Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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