I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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