what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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