Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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