I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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