So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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