Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
