I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
MIDGETS
????
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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