Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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