i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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