i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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