drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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