And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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