i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how can u be prego again
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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