Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I didn't notice because vodka
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Randomize
