My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
