playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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